With a heart that’s been rebuilt more times than a classic hot rod and a passport stamped by swinger clubs, tiki bars, and Hawaiian islands, Ruben brings a comedy style that’s as unexpected as it is unforgettable.
After surviving multiple open-heart surgeries before most kids learned to ride a bike, he figured life was way too short to be boring. 17 years in the lifestyle, countless meet-and-greets, clubs, and intimate parties, plus 7 years happily married to the love of his life, have given him a front-row seat to the funniest side of open-minded relationships—without ever punching down.
When he’s not making audiences laugh, he’s probably hunting for his next tiki mug. A collector and tiki fanatic for over 20 years, he’s explored legendary tiki bars, Polynesian festivals, Viva Las Vegas, and multiple adventures across Hawaii, proving that rum, bamboo, and bad decisions pair surprisingly well.
His stand-up blends lifestyle stories, tiki culture, marriage, surviving congenital heart disease, and the wonderfully awkward moments that happen when everyone has a safe word but nobody remembers where they parked.
Perfect for comedy clubs, lifestyle conventions, swinger resorts and clubs, meet-and-greets, cruises, tiki bars, Polynesian festivals, private parties, podcasts, emcee work, and anywhere people appreciate bold stories, big laughs, and a reminder that the best adventures begin by saying “Why not?”
Because if life can rebuild your heart three times, you’ve earned the right to laugh about everything else.
